Autumn Chickens
The Online Magazine for Forward Thinking People in Mid-Life and Beyond
Because we never stop reading

1. Dawn aves member gets vermes member The early bird catches the worm
2. Unpleasant soup could be the fault of an excess of Jamie Olivers Too many cooks spoil the broth
3. Not being here has an endearing impact on the cardiac muscular organ Absence makes the heart grow fonder
4. Doing makes more verbal noise than just saying Actions speak louder than words
5. No bubbles in an observed pan A watched pot never boils
6. Ablutions adjacent to deity Cleanliness is next to godliness
7. Stop keeping score of the eggs Don't count your chickens before they're hatched
8. No need to repair the unmended If it's not broke, don't mend it
9. Response to humour tops the pharmaceutical chart Laughter is the best medicine
10. That lawn over there has more colour The grass is always greener on the other side
11. Greenhouse residents are advised not to chuck pebbles People in glass houses should't throw stones
12. Similar to pater, similar to male offspring Like father, like son
13. Rise and latest US presidents Come up trumps
14. New life appears sucking a sterling stirrer Born with a silver spoon in your mouth
15. Idiots are in a hurry Fools rush in